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Amid a series of rock formations with nicknames like the Quartz Swarm and UFO Mountain, a cluster of red dots are marked along a ridge overlooking an iceberg-flecked fjord. The goldmine-to-be lies miles south-east of Nuuk in the barren, concrete-grey mountains near Nanotarlik - Place of Polar Bears - a tiny village where locals scrape a living through seal hunting.
If it succeeds, it has the potential to make Mr Hughes and his colleagues very rich, and turn Greenland into a modern-day Klondike, reversing the decline of villages like Nanotarlik population 1, and falling.
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If Greenland is the new frontier, then towns like Nuuk are its boom towns in waiting. It has three sets of traffic lights, the only ones in a country the size of Western Europe.
Houses often lack flushing toilets, village shops stock everything from nappies to guns, and to this day, many locals earning a living by hunting seals, whales and polar bears. The difference is that now, they film prize catches on their mobile phones - and share it with friends in the next village miles away via Facebook.